My Wife Asked If I Was Flirting With Her 😂 My wife walked into the room wearing a new dress. I looked at her and said: “Wow… you look incredible.” She smiled and asked: “Are you flirting with me?” I said: “Maybe.” She laughed and said: “We've…

My Wife Asked Why I Was Smiling in Bed 😂 My wife woke up and noticed me smiling. She asked: “Why are you smiling?” I said: “I just had a really good dream.” She smiled and asked: “Was I in it?” I said: “Of course.” She moved closer and whispered:…

My Wife Asked Why I Was in the Bathroom So Long 😂 My wife knocked on the bathroom door and asked: “What are you doing in there?” I said: “Nothing.” She replied: “You've been in there for twenty minutes!” I said: “I'm enjoying some peace a…

My Wife Asked Me to Be Honest 😂 My wife cooked dinner and proudly asked: “Be honest. How was it?” I took a bite and said: “It's… interesting.” She looked at me and said: “Interesting good or interesting bad?” I said: “Do you really want me to b…

My Wife Asked If I Wanted to Go to Bed Early 😂 My wife walked into the living room and asked: “Are you coming to bed early tonight?” I immediately thought: “Oh, this could be interesting.” I turned off the TV and followed her upstairs. She got in…

My Wife Asked Why I Was Checking My Phone 😂 It was almost midnight when my wife caught me checking my phone. She looked at me and asked: “Who are you texting at this hour?” I said: “Nobody.” She immediately grabbed my phone and checked it. There …

My Wife Said I Never Listen 😂 My wife suddenly looked at me and said: “You never listen to me!” I immediately replied: “I do listen to you.” She crossed her arms and said: “Really? What did I just say?” I smiled confidently and said: “You said I …